Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Green Storm

                                                            Green Storm

 It rained emeralds
on the day

the stems
were disconnected

from the tulips.
Grass green,

bright stones
from the sky.

People everywhere
were ducking

into store fronts
and finding 

comfort and cover 
under large

trees. On the news
that night, the lovely

anchorwoman, the one
with the long blonde

hair and bursting vidid
green eyes, went blind.

Right there, in the middle
of the day's top story:

Her hands clasped the desk
and her eyes glazed over.

Just then, outside the television
studio, the rain had started

to let up, slowing to a trickle;
leafy drop after leafy drop.

Municipal clean-up crews
worked over-time

and people started to attempt
to put their lives back to normal.

-Jeffrey Bumiller

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Aunt Carmela's Italian Favorites LP

Here's another Flea Market Find: Aunt Carmela's Italian Favorites.  There was no way I could pass up this double LP of Italian hits.  According to the website The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch http://www.awmok.com/2010/07/22/aunt-carmela/, Aunt Carmela was actually a man in drag, and his name was Paulie Teardrop.  The website also states that Aunt Carmela was once popular enough to warrant her face being on six-packs of soda as a way of promoting the release of the LP.
It's great to listen to while making spaghetti on a Sunday afternoon and singing along!

Some further internet searching reveals that the LP was eventually released as a CD with a less captivating, but no less ridiculous cover featuring a large (Italian Family?) gathered around a picnic table with a checkered table cloth and instrumentalists dressed in all white smiling at the camera.
http://www.amazon.com/Italian-Favorites-Vol-1-Aunt-Camella/dp/B00000DV6I/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i





Tuesday, August 13, 2013

The Fun Rock LP



I recently found this LP at a flea market for $1.  It is a 4 record album with a variety of songs on it, all selected for their apparently "fun" attributes. 

The record was released by Heartland Music in 1986 and  features a number of semi-novelty type songs and various one-hit wonders including: Short Shorts by the Royal Teens, Sugar Sugar by the Archies,  Splish Splash by Bobby Darin, Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini by Brian Hyland, Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp) by Allan Sherman,  Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor by Lonnie Donegan and They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haa! by Napoleon XIV.
Aside from the sort of lazy lumping of all of these songs into some kind of music genre known simply as "rock", this album delivers what it promises.  It's a lot of fun to listen to.  
There is an absolutely ridiculous commercial for this record that claims that these songs are culled from a time when, "rock had no message, no meaning,  no nothing but pure fun."   This is a perfect example of an attempt to profit off of nostalgia for a time that never existed; A music industry practice which I am equally frustrated by and fascinated with. And you know what?  It's a really fun record to listen to. 
Here's a link to the commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nP_qlLKzSQ 

Friday, August 9, 2013

Introduction

I have just recently moved from Philadelphia to North Central PA and I thought it would be interesting (at least to me) to start a blog based around my observations and thoughts about living in this very different environment. In addition to every day observations on life in North Central PA, you can also expect to find posts on Music, Books, Poetry, Movies, Food, Sports, News, Pop Culture, and pretty much anything else that is on my mind at the time. I hope you find something of value here.